AI VC Analysis

Your Landing Page
Actually Sucks.

The brutal truth your friends won't tell you. Get roasted by a cynical AI VC and fix your conversion killers today.

CRITICAL REPORT
FAIL

Conversion Optimization Mastery

Beyond the roast, follow these gold-standard principles to turn your landing page into a conversion machine.

The 5-Second Rule

Users should understand what you do within 5 seconds of landing on your page. If they don't, you're losing money.

Focus on Benefits, Not Features

Tell users how you solve their problem, not just what your product does. 'Stay organized' > 'Task management system'.

Social Proof is Non-Negotiable

Testimonials, case studies, and logo clouds build trust. Without trust, there is no conversion.

FAQ

Common questions about the AI roasting process.

Our AI model analyzes your landing page's structure, copy, and visual hierarchy from the perspective of a hyper-critical venture capitalist. It looks for conversion killers, vague messaging, and lack of social proof.

Yes. The tool is designed to provide tough love. It won't sugarcoat issues because we want you to fix the real problems that are preventing users from converting.

The roaster works best on live URLs that are accessible to the public. If your page is behind a login or not yet published, the AI won't be able to fetch the content.

The 'How to Fix It' section provides actionable steps. Generally, focus on simplifying your headline, adding clear CTAs, and proving value quickly.

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